Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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