So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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