Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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