Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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