After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
