It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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