I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Let's get the cat blown out
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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