I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
