Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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