I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
