You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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