Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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