So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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