New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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