Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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