he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
love makes seman taste better
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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