I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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