You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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