I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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