She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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