i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
