I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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