You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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