ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
