I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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