yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Randomize
