i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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