well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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