You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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