if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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