dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
