ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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