I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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