I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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