I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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