Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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