So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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