Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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