I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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