I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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