I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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