Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
