i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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