wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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