marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Boobs are out for the taking
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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