big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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