google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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