white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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