There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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