Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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